Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Fish Hammer (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do some birds regurgitate their food? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 days ago by equinox86@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they're mother falcon birds!

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Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Chicken salad (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago by altphoto@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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punZero, we use dollars in the USA

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Remember to knock before opening the fridge! (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago by altphoto@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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There could be a salad dressing!

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On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?" (no.lastname.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by BlueEther@no.lastname.nz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Don't do that

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I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/10365286

I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.

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Dad, what is the easiest word to say? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.

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Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars? (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 2 weeks ago by morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Sure he can!

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Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Terminally online.

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Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's called Knockers.

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Something-mology (feddit.nl)
submitted 3 weeks ago by sbv@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by jeena@piefed.jeena.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Where Do Bad Rainbows Go? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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To prism.
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

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Today I learned… (ttrpg.network)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 weeks ago by DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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They aren't rewriting history (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
submitted 4 weeks ago by thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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How the mitey have fallen (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 weeks ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do we only have garbage? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 weeks ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah, why only garbeige?

Why not gargreen? Or garyellow. We have garage but not garheight or garweight. Do you measure garage in years or in garyears? I mean, everyone has ears, not just Gary. Maybe that's why there's no garyellow... What the heck is ellow anyways, Gary wouldn't ever have any of that! Not in his Garage, or his garbage, even if we all see it as garbeige.

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