Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by equinox86@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they're mother falcon birds!

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Are you Armstrong?

Because that's a streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's "Mister Falcon", thank you.

According to the old TBS edit of "Die Hard".

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yippee ki yay mister falcon.