Dad Jokes

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by jeena@piefed.jeena.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

He says what we're all thinking!

[–] Akasazh 15 points 3 weeks ago

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager!

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fuck you, Shelbyville!

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I'm eating the skin, sort of

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Make beef stew.

[–] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

The skin is the best part!