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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago

Washington state! WTF! Get on this shit!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

punBetter than 2 in a bush

 

There could be a salad dressing!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago

Colbert didn't even break a sweat.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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