Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it :(

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

That's OK, I believe if you don't get it, it wasn't meant for you.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The mute button doesn't seem to do anything

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

I guess you wanted to Enjoy the Silence? :)

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 6 days ago

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Possibly the only Depeche Mode song that's in a major key.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In a way, it's really the rough draft of Erasure.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Vince Clarke is the common thread there, I like what he put out during his time as part of Yazoo too (probably their best known song).

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ahhhhhh I forgot that song existed.

Now my day is slightly better

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 6 days ago

Ah, such a great song!

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Interesting!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

This isn't too bad, but it's disqualified because the daughter delivers the punchline.