As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.
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Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc.. Or if you're more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting... Don't do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.
I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately
The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.
It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying
The Imperial Roman section also works.
I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.
Commas aren’t hard people
This is correct.
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Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.
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got gay vibes... maybe i have a chance
Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder
Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...
So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?
Erebus is a stand up guy, he won't stab you in the back.
I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.
I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.
This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....
What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))
Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
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There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
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I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...
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