If Teddy Roosevelt rose from the grave just to point at a sign and not to use his martial arts skills to whoop some orange ass, I swear to god…
Squorlple
joined 2 years ago
Real Americans have red and white skin like the US flag. Soon to be implemented are mandatory blue eyes too
Clearly you didn’t see that it was woke
You can either be the unbothered dog in the burning café or burning dog in the unbothered café
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonade
Both are D. B. Cooper
Don’t expect him to pay you for kinky sex work like that fyi
Thunder Clap? They knew, man.
One could always refer to another as “one”, but one would soon realize how clunky and awkward that is.
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Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system