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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 34 minutes ago

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 28 minutes ago

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

It was still Twitter then.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 15 hours ago

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 30 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 79 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah I have seen at least a couple similar videos that were so shocking that I had to share with friends. How is that safe, or even possible? Insane.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 11 points 11 hours ago

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 54 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 37 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 28 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 13 hours ago

Here's a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 32 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 42 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 100 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 1 points 33 minutes ago

That’s just how it got funding. It’s meant for memes and shitposts. I’m almost positive.

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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 62 points 23 hours ago (7 children)
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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 66 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

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