zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Like something out of fieldwork fail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Until the titanium sphere can be constructed many fell to the snail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

The past 8 years have indeed felt like several lifetimes.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

If you haven’t seen long long man, you’re one of todays lucky 10000.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

Edit: I forgot, obligatory “fuck chi-chan”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago
git checkout crabs
git rebase platypus
git checkout main
git merge crabs
git push —force
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Just put AI in it.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

While the deadline for the previous task is also not pushed out.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)
  • ~~somehow~~ probably implements in the stupidest way possible
  • conspiracy theorists hoard pennies
  • ?

What will the chaos monkey do next.

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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