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[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 minutes ago

It should say, I drive truck

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

He may have some liver fat

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play

I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn't be subjected to this.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

Wouldn't a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

He already said he was a trucker.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 6 points 6 hours ago

He is the truck

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Lark Clarson*

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 66 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy 27 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Human body's just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain't got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid "should" do its job. But I'll tell yea, that's not a task I'd wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like "DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!". I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn't smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 6 points 8 hours ago

As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 144 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Well yeah... Guts are the majority of the photo 😂

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 25 points 13 hours ago (10 children)

I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago

well he won't live like that for long

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

America breeds people like this

[–] SippyCup 24 points 13 hours ago

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

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[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 32 points 15 hours ago

Or just one big one

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 13 hours ago

clearly he's completely over her

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 12 hours ago

There's my prince!

[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 37 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 32 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 67 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

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