MeThisGuy

one of my first joints was made out of binder paper

ligma balls

I also choose this person's wife

can't you also skateboard on them?
maybe so some weird grab the board trick while you slide down the rail on your soap shoes

something something I couldn't help myself on the train and then the others joined in

i think you're onto something.

exactly why I haven't

you can be a fruitbooter without the fruit

I love apples.. I heard they cure cancer

I got you fam:

my last gf was absolutely captivated by my ability to do this as well. I'm not talking about helicoptering but more like a hi ma'am wave when it's at attention. it was like magic to her, never got old she said. ah, the simple pleasures in life