About every country forced to hoard USD for business purposes subsidises the US.

That’s correct. I want an immediate end to Canada selling discounted oil, gas and hydroelectricity to the US.

Because Trump is a troll. He doesn't give a shit if what he says or does is correct. Trying to make sense of the schmuck gives me a headache.

He is incapable of understanding mutual trade and cooperation. To him every human interaction must have a winner and a loser. So if Canada is benefiting from trade with the US in his mind it must be at America's expense. It's a disturbingly simple view of trade and cooperation, and one that makes actual good faith discourse with the US near impossible.

He doesn't understand what "trade deficit" means.

He keeps referring to the disproportionate US export income to import costs. Something like 2 trillion in exports to 3 trillion in imports. 1 trillion lost from the US every year, and ~30% to Canada that's his math

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Fuck that it will not and should not happen .so fuck off even thinking about it

They'd annex the land, and then deport all the Canadian foreigners that illegally immigrated in the US.

I guess more likely they’ll become like puerto rico or guam or something.

This is what you need to keep foremost in your mind. There is no conceivable reality in which the US conquers (yes conquers, they can call it annexation all they want but at the end of the day Trump wants a conquest to his name) Canada and gives any semblance of voting or personal rights to Canadians. Hell, even if Canada was somehow persuaded into voluntarily joining the US, this regime would never, ever honour any kind of arrangement that gave Canadians a fair deal. They are fascist bullies, as close to actual evil as we've seen in North America in a very long time, and they have no interest in any sort of fair bargain.

In the States we encourage our conservatives to write in Jesus Christ for President.

okay, but, can I become a canadian? Because I would really love to be anything other than American right now.

He doesn't need distractions anymore. He can do as he please, and he knows it. This is just him enjoying himself.

Yes, indeed. If you check out Poilievre's platform, he almost entirely mimics Trump's, right down to promoting Canada's own version of DOGE. That's why there was such a huge turnout at the voting booths. The writing was on the wall with that guy and becoming American was not what the majority of us wanted.

Well Poilievre, who's party lost tonight, has been extremely limp-wristed in his opposition to Trump's threats, but he hasn't outright said he'd surrender, just implied it with his weak rhetoric. More likely to me is that Trump in his dementia ridden mind was literally calling for people to vote for him. Like somehow enough Canadians would write Trump on their ballots that it would "win" the election for him, which demonstrates such a fundamental lack of understanding about our electoral system that I don't even know where to begin.

The guy is ranting about a criminal investigation into why his polling numbers are so low. He's quite literally a demented old man. I think he really isn't rational enough to see that that he is harming the man he wants to win.