SabinStargem

joined 3 months ago
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 60 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Videogames are the cheapest and most durable form of entertainment, ideal qualities when you don't have a job and resources to keep you busy. This fucker wants people to never escape being in misery.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

Sounds like you need to hire Bugs Bunny to resolve the issue.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

Ronald has quite the theme song, too...

M.C. Donald was Him?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I am hoping to take a vaccine that can kill them dead, or least take care of their parasites. As a guy who likes steaks, hot dogs, and juicy burgers, these ticks are abominations.

Oh, and the Wall of Flesh that prevents screwflys from spreading through the neck of Panama has started to fail. You and your pets will likely have your flesh being eaten.

What a wonderful time to live on the American continent. 🤕

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago

My sign doubles as a battle axe. There are many conservative mansions in dire need of barbarians to be visited upon them.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 20 hours ago

Grand Nagus Rom: "We invented elevators for a reason."

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 20 hours ago

I am looking forward to rewatching the action mockumentary film about your future president, "Zohran the Destroyer", 30 years from now. The part with him using a morningstar to tear down Mar-a-Lago is great!

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is time to renew the Tree of Liberty.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I hope Ukraine annexes Russia, and turns Putin into a $5 interactive museum exhibit. I would like to piss on his bones, someday.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hopefully she will go onto raising grapes of wrath. The Trump Regime is in dire need of divine judgment.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Armed bodyguards would keep the ICE away. The judge should deputize community volunteers, and give them explicit permission to put down rabid DOGEs,

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

VPN isn't just for perverts, it works for farmers as well. Seriously, VPN will save many lives from this dumbfuckery.

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