ShinkanTrain

Didn't know Steinbeck was a Tengai Makyō fan

I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

Unless it's undergound, then it's magma

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

Me trying to get grants for my rat trebuchet

Also what the fuck were they expecting, Japan to be some Christian paradise?

Portugal has entered the chat

I think you can still eat chicken if you have that

Hexbear Comrades is an anagram for 'Macabre Sex Horde'

Also 'Max reach bro seed'

Also 'Marx cheers Adobe' 😔

'Marx bred ace hoes'

The DS stands for Dark Souls

Maybe it was the best Veilguard that could have been made.

Veilguard is kinda ass though