chapotraphouse

And the last post was a fucking chicken jockey meme? (Forgot to add image for context)

Gore Orphanage Road

Also libs: UKRAINE SHOULD FIGHT TO EVERY LAST HUMAN TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM VLADIMIR POOPIN

They expect us to take this ideology seriously somehow

Get fucked Rubio, your "patriots" are failures

Letsgobrandon2028🌐🇺🇸🗽🇪🇺: WE NEED TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU HONKEY CRACKER FUCKS. TRUMP I WILL CAVE YOUR HEAD IN PERSONALLY YOU WHITE DEVIL. I DONT CARE IF IT MEANS I SPEND THE REST IF MY DAYS IN A PRISON CELL I AM COMING FOR YOU. BREATHE THE BEAUTIFUL AIR BEFORE I COME ANDDFHHHJNMNDR dffff'fffxcr

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0

Calling this one person's deportation to El Salvador a mistake implicitly suggests that all of the other people deported to El Salvador concentration camps were both on purpose, justified, and of course good actually.

This will be used when citizens will begin to be deported as well. The idea of a specific person sent there unjustly, implying that everyone else sent there is fine and they deserve it.

This is ignoring that Garcia wasn't sent there mistakenly anyway. It's all on purpose, or at best, neutral - if he was identified by the algorithm, then he deserved it. (Maybe that's the scariest outcome, actually).

"To the last Ukrainian" was supposed to be a rhetorical tool (against this kind of thing), not advice.

Do these kids understand their legs are going to be used as mine detectors? Does the Ukrainian government really think Russia will run out of kamikaze drones before Ukraine runs out of children?

https://xcancel.com/dwnews/status/1912560369559847384

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/1912532475265576977

I turned away from her, disgusted, and went to the refrigerator to make myself a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

—Octavia E. Butler, Mind of My Mind, 1977

Part I: Handbook for the Recently Diseased

Hello? Are you there? It’s me, Barabule Cuterescu, your friendly Moldovan potato, currently lying frozen in the ground in a small village in northeastern Romania, otherwise known as the Moldova region. If this is your first time meeting me, just know I was roped into writing about Romania close to five years ago now, and this will be my final dispatch to you losers in the US, given that you basically live in Romania now, but only worse: you live in Russia in 1993, and you are about to picked clean by the vultures of avarice.

I know most people in the US don’t read, and they definitely don’t read Russian books, let alone Romanian books. Things were bad enough when I went to university in your miserable country during the 2010s, but apparently now there are first-year students at Harvard who have never read a novel, or a book, cover to cover. They simply can’t. Keep in mind, I grew up around people who couldn’t read, but they were peasants living in huts, not the pampered children of New England oligarchs.

Truth be told, I’m glad your shithole country is finally revealing itself to the world, because now maybe the world will realize they don’t need you, that you fuck everything up, and that, more importantly, you need to mind your own fucking business, because you literally can’t take care of yourselves. This is mostly why I’m writing to you now, because the EU has finally glimpsed the writing on the wall, and now the content of all my dispatches can finally add up to the plain, revolting truth.

But let’s get back to reading, which you’re theoretically doing right now. I mentioned Russian literature earlier, and that’s because there’s a very clear Russian poetry to what’s happening in the shithole USA. Just like Russia was sold off for scrap to the highest bidder throughout the 1990s, so will your country. Just like Russia had to watch a braindead drunk spout CIA propaganda as he sold off their vital infrastructure, you will have to listen to a braindead poopy-pants spout FSB propaganda as he sells off your vital infrastructure. Anyway, it’s a shame no one reads in your country, because the poetry is a bit much, and Russia is always heavy handed, to say the least.

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it's a good piece of journalism, but christ

Small order of nugs. :kelly:

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