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[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.

[–] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Gul Dukat ass looking

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 36 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

He's still a slimy wet boy

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

A monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

he looks like he’s so smelly.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

I've always imaged Trump smells like baby powder and the bitterant used in canned air keyboard cleaner

[–] macabrett2@hexbear.net 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago

By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great

a-little-trolling technical

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

Big wet boy back wetter than ever

No ... we can get wetter

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago

Positively soggy

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 29 points 8 hours ago

Mf look look like he smell like hotdog water. Mf look like glows radiactive when he can't say a slur. Mf skin look like a bulldog's balls on a hot tin roof thats-why-im-confused

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 20 points 7 hours ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 6 hours ago
[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 43 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 37 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This is the ideal politician but hexbear isnt ready for that discussion

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

orang, this Bepis makes me feel M O I S T E N

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I bet you can hear it crunch when trump walks

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 20 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It actually does look better than he would look unseasoned. There are pictures of him raw and it just doesn't work

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

ITS FUCKING RAW

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

lol wtf, this can't be real

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 34 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry I just laugh at your name being a play on one of my favorite rappers

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Remember when snopes was out there trying to defend Hillary Clinton?

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In 2020 they had a great "Mostly False" rating on the claim that Biden said "nothing will fundamentally change", and in the first sentence they admitted he said it verbatim and rest of the article is about how he meant something else lol. They've since scrubbed it from the internet.

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Defending liberalism is so fucking embarrassing. Among many other descriptors, but being the person who had to write and then subsequently retract that. Fucking embarrassing and cringe.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago

My man is glistening

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 7 hours ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 35 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Stressed.

Moisturized.

Panicking.

In multiple lanes.

Losing my shit.

Somehow also dehydrating.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago

all the grease squeezed out of him and the rest dried up, like cheese on a hot day

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 19 points 7 hours ago

Dusting off this alt for the occasion

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[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 21 points 8 hours ago

The first president you best serve with a large bowl of rice and some veggies

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

I hope this catches on around here. That whole thing was gold

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

michael-laugh that lib was a goldmine

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