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[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 3 days ago

Trick question: it’s all Russia now because you didn’t give enough money to some nice Ukrainian men covered in swastikas.

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

European Guiana and it's capital "Paris" is known for smelling bad and stealing the Spanish invention of "aioli" and calling it their own.

Down the peninsula you have Basquelandia known for drugs and partying in their cultural capital of Ibiza.

Across the sea to the west you have the boot shaped country called "I'mwalkinhere" or "Old New York". It's allegedly where Andrew Cuomo is from.

Up north into the Germanic region, those countries are collectively called "Greater Lichtenstein"

Further north into the lowlands, where you get windmills and tulip related economic crashes, you have East Aruba.

Further north still you get some phallic shapes known as Skyrim

As you travel east from there, you get to the homeland of the Slavs: Polesia. But since it was rightfully civilized and enlightened by the wise and generous Mongols, the whole region is called "West Mongolia"

As you go south from there, you have a series of countries called North Macedonia, North North Macedonia, North West Macedonia, etc etc. they should really join up and form 1 country.

East across the black sea is called Caucasia. Fun fact, technically Caucasians have to come from this region, other types of white people are called "Sparkling Whiners".

To their south west is a country formerly called "The Footstool Empire" but is now just called "Walking Bird"

And tucked away in the north west is the island of Fireland, called that for it's many volcanoes.

South of Fireland are some islands. In the west is Eire, famous for inventing whisky. In the middle is Man, home of the Manosohere.

And that's it. Any places I left out either aren't countries or are irrelevant.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tysm I'm gunna ace my geography exam!!!

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Are you also prepared to recite each of the states' official beanis?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kanto johto sinnoh hoenn uhhh i forget

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Alola is an island somewhere in the middle iirc

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i want to live in Benis :D

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (5 children)

has anyone else ever noticed that scandinavia is shaped like a cock and balls

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Pee is stored in the Finland

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

So, do eat the yellow ice?

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Norway isn't in the EU so it's even more of a cock and balls on euros.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Fjords out for harambe

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

was literally thinking this the second i opened the map

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Earth actually has 2 places that look sort of like a cock and balls. Scandinavia, and Southeast Asia. Which is why Scientifically we can prove that Africa was impregnated by Eurasia twice and gave birth the the Americas(Fraternal Twins), and Australia. Antarctica ran all the way down south after being horrified when it witnessed this.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Borders are messed up on this, the USSR isn't shown as a single country, and the Celtic Isles are all sorts of wrong.

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not to speak of Yugoslavia! Not only are its republics shown as separate countries, but one of the two autonomous regions of Serbia is also shown separately, despite the other still being shown as being Serb. No consistence whatsoever...

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Honestly, the entire Warsaw Pact is shown with the wrong borders and no consistency! To call out one of the most egregious cases, it shows East Germany and West Germany without the border wall!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just write KRAKKKERS on top of everything

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Italians exist in a quantum superposition of white/nonwhite depending on the observer.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

50% white, 50% non white, 100% sexpest

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

erm, I'll have you know that the orcs are Asiatic hordes /s

you're not wrong exactly.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago
  • Flanders
  • Kernow
  • Caledonia
  • Wallachia
  • Camargue
  • Iberia
  • Benelux
  • Monteblanco
  • Euskal Herria
  • Gonadia
  • Ballsenmouf
  • Nutsaxia
  • West Penis
  • Fart
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Brazillian Guyana, Mexican Guyana, East Catalonia...

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

From left to right, Diet Spain, Diet Spain Lite with Lemon, Francetopia, Holy Roman Empire, USSR. The others are placeholders.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

The country formerly known as east germany

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Prussia is somewhere right in the middle don't remember where hope this helps

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago
[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Remember when Gadaffi proposed Partitioning Switzerland? Let's start drawing new lines, baybeee 😎😎😎

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

just write europe over the whole part

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago
[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Nice try, those are just the districts of Waffledonia

[–] BigWeed@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

The one down there is the boot. Then there's the thimble, and the tophat.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

The national bird of Macedonia is the defenestration. It maintains a 30v potential from the west to whom it may concern.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

the strip in the bottom left is Cartago (delenda est)

[–] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think they’re all controlled by Lord Beanis

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Russia

Germany

France

United Kingdom

Spain

Poland

Italy

Turkey

Greece

Bulgaria

Portugal

Netherlands

Serbia

The Ukraine

Belarus

Sweden

Norway

Denmark

Ireland

Finland

Iceland

Lithuania

Latvia

Estonia

Switzerland

Bosnia

Macedonia

Croatia

Slovenia

Czechia

Hungary

Romania

Moldova

Albania

Andorra

Liechtenstein

Luxembourg

San Marino

The Vatican

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Sounds mde up, did you use an LLM to output these?