Trick question: it’s all Russia now because you didn’t give enough money to some nice Ukrainian men covered in swastikas.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Ty Elon
European Guiana and it's capital "Paris" is known for smelling bad and stealing the Spanish invention of "aioli" and calling it their own.
Down the peninsula you have Basquelandia known for drugs and partying in their cultural capital of Ibiza.
Across the sea to the west you have the boot shaped country called "I'mwalkinhere" or "Old New York". It's allegedly where Andrew Cuomo is from.
Up north into the Germanic region, those countries are collectively called "Greater Lichtenstein"
Further north into the lowlands, where you get windmills and tulip related economic crashes, you have East Aruba.
Further north still you get some phallic shapes known as Skyrim
As you travel east from there, you get to the homeland of the Slavs: Polesia. But since it was rightfully civilized and enlightened by the wise and generous Mongols, the whole region is called "West Mongolia"
As you go south from there, you have a series of countries called North Macedonia, North North Macedonia, North West Macedonia, etc etc. they should really join up and form 1 country.
East across the black sea is called Caucasia. Fun fact, technically Caucasians have to come from this region, other types of white people are called "Sparkling Whiners".
To their south west is a country formerly called "The Footstool Empire" but is now just called "Walking Bird"
And tucked away in the north west is the island of Fireland, called that for it's many volcanoes.
South of Fireland are some islands. In the west is Eire, famous for inventing whisky. In the middle is Man, home of the Manosohere.
And that's it. Any places I left out either aren't countries or are irrelevant.
Tysm I'm gunna ace my geography exam!!!
Are you also prepared to recite each of the states' official beanis?
Kanto johto sinnoh hoenn uhhh i forget
Alola is an island somewhere in the middle iirc
paldea!
i want to live in Benis :D
:DDDDD
has anyone else ever noticed that scandinavia is shaped like a cock and balls
Pee is stored in the Finland
So, do eat the yellow ice?
Norway isn't in the EU so it's even more of a cock and balls on euros.
Fjords out for harambe
was literally thinking this the second i opened the map
Earth actually has 2 places that look sort of like a cock and balls. Scandinavia, and Southeast Asia. Which is why Scientifically we can prove that Africa was impregnated by Eurasia twice and gave birth the the Americas(Fraternal Twins), and Australia. Antarctica ran all the way down south after being horrified when it witnessed this.
Borders are messed up on this, the USSR isn't shown as a single country, and the Celtic Isles are all sorts of wrong.
Not to speak of Yugoslavia! Not only are its republics shown as separate countries, but one of the two autonomous regions of Serbia is also shown separately, despite the other still being shown as being Serb. No consistence whatsoever...
Honestly, the entire Warsaw Pact is shown with the wrong borders and no consistency! To call out one of the most egregious cases, it shows East Germany and West Germany without the border wall!
Just write KRAKKKERS on top of everything
Italians exist in a quantum superposition of white/nonwhite depending on the observer.
50% white, 50% non white, 100% sexpest
erm, I'll have you know that the orcs are Asiatic hordes /s
you're not wrong exactly.
- Flanders
- Kernow
- Caledonia
- Wallachia
- Camargue
- Iberia
- Benelux
- Monteblanco
- Euskal Herria
- Gonadia
- Ballsenmouf
- Nutsaxia
- West Penis
- Fart
Brazillian Guyana, Mexican Guyana, East Catalonia...
From left to right, Diet Spain, Diet Spain Lite with Lemon, Francetopia, Holy Roman Empire, USSR. The others are placeholders.
The country formerly known as east germany
Prussia is somewhere right in the middle don't remember where hope this helps
Nœrdlónd
Remember when Gadaffi proposed Partitioning Switzerland? Let's start drawing new lines, baybeee 😎😎😎
just write europe over the whole part
West Asia
Nice try, those are just the districts of Waffledonia
The one down there is the boot. Then there's the thimble, and the tophat.
Engdmd
The national bird of Macedonia is the defenestration. It maintains a 30v potential from the west to whom it may concern.
the strip in the bottom left is Cartago (delenda est)
I think they’re all controlled by Lord Beanis
Russia
Germany
France
United Kingdom
Spain
Poland
Italy
Turkey
Greece
Bulgaria
Portugal
Netherlands
Serbia
The Ukraine
Belarus
Sweden
Norway
Denmark
Ireland
Finland
Iceland
Lithuania
Latvia
Estonia
Switzerland
Bosnia
Macedonia
Croatia
Slovenia
Czechia
Hungary
Romania
Moldova
Albania
Andorra
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg
San Marino
The Vatican
Sounds mde up, did you use an LLM to output these?