chapotraphouse

European Guiana and it's capital "Paris" is known for smelling bad and stealing the Spanish invention of "aioli" and calling it their own.

Down the peninsula you have Basquelandia known for drugs and partying in their cultural capital of Ibiza.

Across the sea to the west you have the boot shaped country called "I'mwalkinhere" or "Old New York". It's allegedly where Andrew Cuomo is from.

Up north into the Germanic region, those countries are collectively called "Greater Lichtenstein"

Further north into the lowlands, where you get windmills and tulip related economic crashes, you have East Aruba.

Further north still you get some phallic shapes known as Skyrim

As you travel east from there, you get to the homeland of the Slavs: Polesia. But since it was rightfully civilized and enlightened by the wise and generous Mongols, the whole region is called "West Mongolia"

As you go south from there, you have a series of countries called North Macedonia, North North Macedonia, North West Macedonia, etc etc. they should really join up and form 1 country.

East across the black sea is called Caucasia. Fun fact, technically Caucasians have to come from this region, other types of white people are called "Sparkling Whiners".

To their south west is a country formerly called "The Footstool Empire" but is now just called "Walking Bird"

And tucked away in the north west is the island of Fireland, called that for it's many volcanoes.

South of Fireland are some islands. In the west is Eire, famous for inventing whisky. In the middle is Man, home of the Manosohere.

And that's it. Any places I left out either aren't countries or are irrelevant.