Many such cases!
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There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.
The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.
Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.
Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary
Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.
They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.
I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"
What the fuck did I just read?
You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.
Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green
Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
*Gregnant.
*pargnet
*pregangante
*Preganté 🤌
*Starch Masks
Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...
pomegrante.
*paraglided
They're talking about how babby is formed
boiwife = boy wife
fagpregnant = gay pregnant
boibortion = boy abortion
Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.
Makes much more sense now ;) /s
Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.
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It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.
Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return
Dad?
Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv
There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.
They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now
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I...what?
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?
Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?
It's a pretty old screenshot.
Can anyone translate to more common terms?
he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion
fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me
A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...
A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.
This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts.
Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.
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