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Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
*Gregnant.
*pargnet
*pregangante
*Preganté 🤌
*Starch Masks
Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...
Have you never seen the video?
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
pomegrante.
*Luigi Board
shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world
Reddit be like
*paraglided
They're talking about how babby is formed
boiwife = boy wife
fagpregnant = gay pregnant
boibortion = boy abortion
Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.
Makes much more sense now ;) /s
Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?
i think it's just silliness
Okay then 😅
Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.
It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.