Many such cases!
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.
Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return
Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?
You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.
Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green
he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh
ISHYGDDT
fgsfds
Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv
Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
*Gregnant.
*pargnet
*pregangante
pomegrante.
*Preganté 🤌
*Starch Masks
Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...
*paraglided
They're talking about how babby is formed
boiwife = boy wife
fagpregnant = gay pregnant
boibortion = boy abortion
Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?
Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.
Makes much more sense now ;) /s
Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.
It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.
I...what?
There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.
They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now
It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.
Can anyone translate to more common terms?
he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?
Just get a boi-ning after pill
the boning after pill is what started all this!
What's going on with the image
4chan being 4chan.
That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot
Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?
presumably to censor the femboy porn
Right, but the answer is "somebody drew over it".