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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC, after an allergic reaction, the Department of Homeland Security said.

“Secretary Noem had an allergic reaction today. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.

CNN observed several Secret Service agents posted at several entrances outside the emergency room at the hospital where the secretary was admitted.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Will it be like the old urban legend? They pump her stomach and find 6oz of orange jizz?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

Finally hit her maximum toxic load of botox.

[–] tartarin@reddthat.com 26 points 13 hours ago

She accidentally read the Constitution.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 62 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Godspeed shellfish. Finish the job.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 19 points 16 hours ago

I'm more than happy to chip in to send some doordash to her room ....

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 11 hours ago

Who would have think a simple peanut could do that! She doesn't believe in science or vaccines so just thoughts and prayers? Me on the other hand, please poke me with any new vaccines you got.

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 56 points 16 hours ago

Must be something wrong with her humors. Drink this raw water, it'll cure you of that allergy. - RFK Jr., probably

[–] Nightwingdragon@lemmy.world 50 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish Kristi Noem the same level of comfort that she enforces upon others.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 19 points 14 hours ago

I hope Kristi is doing as well as her son's puppy.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Too much booger sugar.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Someone must have told her the truth about something

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 20 points 16 hours ago

Or maybe she saw someone treating someone else with kindness.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I thought her constantly puffy face was due to Botox. My apologies Ms Noem if it was actually due to allergies. Next question is: what is she allergic to? Pollen? Dead dog fur? Ethics? Empathy? Morality?

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

Plastic contamination?

Truth right? She's allergic to truth?

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

Oh, no! Did she accidentally show someone compassion?

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 11 points 15 hours ago

Oh no! We NEED to cut MORE Programs that help American Children to MAKE SURE she gets the BEST Care Possible!

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 6 points 16 hours ago

Did she get some fake Botox?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Don't give me false hope

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

oh I can think of so many great endings to this story