Tikiporch

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Damn son, you cut that mustard with precision and speed.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I used to have a tree hammock in that exact pattern.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FWIW, I think you're the correct variety of horse battery staple.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Fruit of the poison tree, if they can prove it.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fuck read receipts.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't they have been a double agent, if they were an FBI informant working in the KGB?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Are you a correct horse battery staple or an incorrect horse battery staple?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Andy would be the only competitive candidate to put against whatever creature the GOP summons to do Russia's bidding.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Rest assured, it will be someone so. much. worse. The new guy will want to make a name for themselves, as both KY senators have done (Rand Paul is the other one). The pool of prospective candidates is...grim looking. There are no moderate Republicans in Kentucky, except the Governor and he's a Democrat.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

How to make these things unremovable...

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's reheating. It's already cooked.

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