SnarkoPolo

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Not to mention afterburner shits in the middle of Waffle House.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I remember that one! I was in grad school at the time, and my then-GF now-wife had just finished. We laughed for 15 minutes.

"Journal Of DUH"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

If there's a civil war, I have so many degrees, they'd have to make me an officer. Trust me, no one wants that.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Why do you think they're being told to have so damn many kids? Work hard, breed fast, vote Republican, die young, repeat.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Probably says it's Biden's fault, yeah?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

The problem is, we are losing our choice. The Kennedy/Tr*mp agenda is to replace modern medicine with bible bunkum. Soon, horse paste and bleach may be all we have access to.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it goes back at least to the 18th century. It was being called a cocktail by 1806. Difford's Guide says people were calling it an "old fashioned cocktail" sometime in the 1870s. So, I'm guessing just more AI slop in that article.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"It was the best kowtow! The most stupendous BOFFO suckup! Many people are saying no one gives in to Ghina like Trump! I caved so fast, you can call me Batman! I'm Ghina's little pants crapping b1tch bigly!"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

They know which way the wind is blowing. Most Americans are too obsessed with themselves to care about society. So, the opposition party is meaningless.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

"Why aren't you out playing sports???"

I heard it many times.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

It WILL happen again. And the average brain dead commuter will shrug, oh well both sides, and back to "a Very Special America's Got Talent."

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