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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Run for your life before he brings the funkopops

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago

now theres the real red flag

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't know. That fight option looks like it could be fun too... TEST YOUR MIGHT!

shitheads who idolize assholes are funny when they cry

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 209 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (13 children)

I used to worry about what women would think when they saw my home, but it turned out that none of them ever see it at all so I might as well be true to myself and collect all the My Little Ponies.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 120 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (21 children)

My (now) wife freaked out coming to my apartment the first time. Turns out, she's a huge Rush fan:

In my living room at the time:

All I hear is "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

70% sure she just married me for the TV.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Honey, will you marry me?"

um, I dunno...

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

[–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 43 points 4 days ago

She, for sure, did mot married you for your cable management.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's an awesome TV.

Has she now learned the rest of the alphabet?

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 53 points 4 days ago (8 children)

My husband was worried about bringing me to his apartment for the first time when we were dating because it was filled with tarantulas, scorpions, and snakes. Did not bother me in the slightest and I really got into keeping them too. I did put my foot down on centipedes though because fuck that (too fast, too hot).

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Hot" in reference to snakes means venomous, and I know some centipedes have venom, so my assumption is that.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yea I meant venomous. Hubby was trying to woo me on the idea of keeping Vietnamese centipedes. Serious look them up on YouTube if you want some nightmare fuel. We used to breed Deathstalkers so I'm not opposed to keeping hots but I'm also a safety oriented person.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 21 points 4 days ago

Don't kink-shame.

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (6 children)

If people can't love you because they can't accept that Fluttershy is best pony then that's their loss.

You still have us. Brohoof /)

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[–] seemefeelme@infosec.pub 48 points 3 days ago

Joker poster beside other comic book posters: Stay, they're probably cool. Joker poster beside grindset posters: Refer to counselling and taxi home. Joker poster beside Joker 2019 Poster: RUN TO FUCK

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 61 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This display used to be the first thing you would see when you walked into my home.

The only reason I moved them was because I replaced them to make room for my two massive bearded dragon tanks. 😎

Any future partner better match my energy LOL

[–] Soulg@ani.social 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My girlfriend is EXTREMELY jealous of all your peepees and ouiouis

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

They are the result of years of slowly obtaining them. They are pretty much the only thing(s) of value that I own! Really love them a lot. 💕

If she doesn't have a Peepy of her own yet, it's your obligation to get her one! 🫵 And if she already has one, she needs more.

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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lol that Thanos poster is lit

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)
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[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the orange skull doll?

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

Kaws, one of those pop art figures that ended up getting merchandized to hell and back.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

flee, otherwise it is like punching the wind: useless

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

a bit strange but I don't really see the problem tbh. Are these references I'm not getting? I recognize joker and thanos.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 66 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

The Thanos poster has been "alpha-male"-ified and the joker is a cringe incel reference. The fact you don't know is a good thing.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (14 children)

How is joker an incel reference? O.o

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

He's one of those pseudo icons or idols of weird guys who think being edgy or "deranged" is cool.

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am old, please explain. :?(

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (11 children)

The posters are red flags for "nice guys" and other very problematic people

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This dude is "hiding his power level" till he gets women back to his place

Then it's too late

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Run like the wind!

[–] josefo@leminal.space 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What's the yellow figurine?

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