Whats_your_reasoning

My condolences

In case anyone wants to learn more, there’s a list of related reproductive organs on Wikipedia. (NSFW, obviously.) It’s pretty detailed.

Yeah, I’m confused too. Where does it say this is from /r/conservative? It says it’s posted on /r/self. Granted, I only ever used old Reddit, so maybe I’m missing something about this layout, but where’s the evidence this is at “the top of r conservative”?

No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)

My pet theory about '50s recipes is that they were thought up by subjugated housewives who had few outlets for expressing their bitter feelings toward their situations. Think about it -

Women in the United States in 1950s couldn't have their own bank accounts, beating your wife was considered normal, and no-fault divorce didn't exist in the country yet. Women were cloistered at home, made in charge of domestic work and child-rearing, which heavily limited their freedom.

So imagine it: you're made to spend almost all of your time inside your house, taking care of several kids (because baby boom), and you're solely in charge of ALL the cleaning and cooking. Your social interaction is largely limited to tupperware parties and events that involve your kids. You have zero time for hobbies. Even if you did, your ability to pursue one would be entirely contingent on whether or not your husband approves - because most hobbies cost money, and your husband has control over that.

Now you're spending yet another afternoon scrubbing the pitstains out of your husband's laundry, which smelled oddly like perfume. Moments ago, he phoned you to say that he's "staying late" again today. Two of your kids decide to start a screeching contest, which scares the baby and now she's crying. At least your twins are playing outside, not that you have any clue where they are exactly, but you are almost certain that they'll be home by supper. You're also almost certain that they'll come home with salmonella.

"Knock it off!" you yell to the kids, as you pick up the crying baby and pat her on the back. The house returns to peace as her cries become soft mews. You attempt to regain your previous train of thought.

Supper, you think, I've still got to plan supper.

You swaddle the baby up in your arms as you walk to the pantry. After having to ration food just a few years ago, the sight of your kitchen's diversity brings you a bit of pride. You grew up having to make do with what you had, but modern supermarkets give you an opportunity to explore whole new ingredients. Some people go for recipe books, but you? You find you're always personalizing recipes anyway. And just like that, without even trying, cooking the family meals has become the sole outlet for your creativity.

As you go through the shelf trying to think of what can go with what else, a sudden crash! erupts from the living room. The kids broke a lamp. The baby begins to cry again.

The older kids are sent to their room and the baby is rocked to sleep, before being placed into her bassinet with the tender, gentle care one would have when setting down a glass of nitroglycerin. You return to the kitchen, your blood pressure higher, unable to recall what ideas you had thought just moments before. Wait you think, as you notice how much mayonnaise you have. Waaaaait... You glance at the boxes of gelatin. What if... Nah, that'd probably be awful.

The door slams. The baby starts up. The twins run into the kitchen, covered in mud. One opens his hands while the other proudly announces, "Mommy, look! We found a frog!"

Seconds later, a terrified amphibian leaps behind the fridge.

You close your eyes, rub your temples, take a deep breath, then look back at the shelves.

You know what? Screw it. I'm gonna cook whatever I want. If they want something else, they can pick up an apron and cook it themselves.

And that, my friends, is how I imagine horrible 1950s recipes began.

Is there a link describing "the three basic courtesy rules" that doesn't go to Xitter? I can't access that site (and wouldn't want to even if I could, tbh.)

I tried searching for that phrase online and found generic "etiquette" lists, but without further context I can't tell if I'm finding the same thing you're referring to.

I remember the first time I realized that. It was when watching the Futurama episode, "Insane in the Mainframe."

Judge Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes - theft of money.

Como esta la vida en Mexico hoy en dia? A veces me pregunto si deberia mejor mudarme alli. Me da miedo todo lo que pasa en los ee.uu, pero cuanto mas oigo hablar de la presidente de Mexico, mas esperanza tengo sobre su pais.

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You learn a lot of interesting things in flight school. One of those things is how to use an E6B "flight computer." Don't let the name fool you, it's not some high-tech device. It's a circular slide rule.

As a crafter, I can't count how many times I've seen decorations for sale in stores and thought, "Wow, they're charging that much for this flimsy thing? It looks like it would rip before it's even taken out of the package. I can make this at home for a fraction of this cost, and out of stronger materials." Seriously, people are getting ripped off big time when all they want is some pretty holiday decor.

I really hope the rest of the world leaders keep this at the forefront of their mind: Trump doesn't keep his word. Also, Trump doesn't pay his debts.

Attempting to make ANY deal with him is foolish. The wisest move is to expect him to screw over anyone who attempts to "work with" him, because unless you're holding his purse strings, he'll use you and lose you at his soonest opportunity. He is a cancer cell stealing resources from all the healthy cells around him - expect him to give nothing and take everything for his own gain.

I know to some that is "preaching to the choir," but living in the U.S. at a time like this, I really don't know who's been charmed by his BS vs who can see what's really going on. I imagine those outside the U.S. have better perspective, but I can't just expect people to be rational anymore.