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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 68 points 3 weeks ago

Big if true

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] fool@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

How many slovenias are there?

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 44 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 21 points 3 weeks ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

Are these things related?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

preposterous !

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared