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I disagree. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Slovene 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I was going to eat that mummy! 😠

Unicorns rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Slovene 21 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Where's the narwhal?

Ancient Aliens ass theory in c/tumblr@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why are you bringing the speed of light into this? Also, d is 6 inches.

where?? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Slovene 2 points 6 days ago

The vaping groping clown.

where?? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Slovene 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't know anyone named Bobo works at Fox News.

Good morning. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 6 points 1 week ago

oral traditions.

Hehehe

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 20 points 1 week ago

"I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all."

It's impossible to defend any amount of alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 18 points 1 week ago

You drink alcohol EVERY YEAR?! Wow, look at this boozehound over here.

Vasily Ignatenko Chernobyl - Oil pastels - by me in c/artshare@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 4 points 1 week ago

feedback

Mitosis in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Slovene 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

iTosis

A balanced diet is important in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🎼🎢"Snack my peach up"

Calm down Satan in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Which city is the biggest naysayer? (self.dadjokes)
 

Constantinople.

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When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Slovene to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop? (self.nostupidquestions)
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I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 11 months ago by Slovene to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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