Slovene

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It's a fun new game in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 1 hour ago

You should have a cardiologist check that out.

Trump blames Zelenskyy, Biden and Putin for war in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] Slovene 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks Obama.

The country was left with around 30k men. in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 25 points 1 day ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I absolutely love IKEA's Swedish meatballs 🇸🇪 in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ligmaberries

Trump vs China in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but nobody even in the administration knows what's going on.

"Least of all the horse."

It has to be there somewhere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Slovene 2 points 1 day ago

Also works for testing 9V batteries.

Stuck in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 1 day ago

8%D FTFY

Are ya winning, son? in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 1 day ago

That's why he married her.

13 April 2025 in c/cyanideandhappiness@lemm.ee
[–] Slovene 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But can god do this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZkD3bbfM4

13 April 2025 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Well James put a gaming console into an apple! 😛

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZkD3bbfM4

our last cry in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 10 points 2 days ago

Un cri d'omelette ~~de~~ au fromage

Holy Electrolyte in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you'd be better off with Father Ted or Father Dougal. Still, not as bad as Father Jack, though.

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31121762

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Slovene to c/funny@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31121762

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
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Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe. (self.dadjokes)
 

She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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Which city is the biggest naysayer? (self.dadjokes)
 

Constantinople.

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SAD (feddit.nl)
 
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When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Slovene to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
30 comments fedilink
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Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop? (self.nostupidquestions)
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I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press. (self.dadjokes)
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