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[–] manigordo@lemy.lol 9 points 6 hours ago

I'd probably be pull over by the police officers everyday.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 11 points 7 hours ago

My wife and me are always chuckling when in Germany taking the Ausfahrt.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago

I'm blowing past that limit

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is old, but it is a bit irksome that this post is titled "Fact of the day" when it can't even keep its facts straight about which country does what.

Those signs aren't from Sweden. Our traffic agency (who prints the signs) doesn't use 'fart' meaning 'speed' - except for 'gångfartsområde', 'walking speed area', which disappointingly enough doesn't even have the text on it - but mainly uses 'hastighet' meaning 'velocity'. Other commenters in this thread have posted examples of 'fart' in a different meaning being used on Swedish traffic signs.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 hours ago

both the E47 and E55 also don't exist in sweden, E55 is only signposted up until køge in denmark.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

English: ride to art museum

German: Fahrt zum Kunstmuseum

[–] lime@feddit.nu 33 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"fart" is colloquial swedish for speed, but it's not used on signs like that. as mentioned previously the correct word is "hastighetskontroll", but we don't actually have signs like that for permanent speed cameras. those signs are blue, and just depict a camera.

when "fart" appears on signs, the actual meaning is akin to "travel" or "fare", like german "fahr-" words. so we have "sjöfart" (seafaring), "rymdfart" (space travel), "fartvind" (wind rushing by when moving quickly), "uppfart" (driveway) and, importantly for signs, "utfart" and "infart" (exit and entry for vehicles).

my favorite of this is a sign nearby on a narrow road that warns about multiple exits with no sight lines.

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 53 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

You're never going to believe this -

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago

Funny, that movie was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down" in English.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

If this bus drops under 50 MPH, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The tagline makes it even funnier

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

As someone who only speaks English, that movie poster is clearly just using Simlish. Gjor deg klar? For rosh tid! Sui sui, haha! relationship improved

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 13 hours ago

Unbelievable

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 60 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

This is either Norwegian or Danish.

It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 34 points 14 hours ago

Probably Denmark then. European route E47 goes from Germany to Sweden, E55 from Greece to Sweden. In Denmark they share the same physical road for a while.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 11 hours ago

i think we figured out last time this was posted that it's danish.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 10 points 13 hours ago

You're just fartblind.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 19 points 13 hours ago

'Fart' does refer to speed occasionally, but the key here is that it's always called 'Hastighetskontroll' in Swedish. Note the double 'L' in 'kontroll' and the compounding of 'hastighet' and 'kontroll'.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 12 hours ago

then you weren't in sweden. we dont even signpost them.

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 11 hours ago

'Hastighet' means velocity.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I guess this is where we get “haste”?

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It'd be more accurate to say they share the same origin. Swedish and English are both part of the Germanic language family.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

English has a lot of influence from both Germanic and Latin, to the point where I don't think it's reasonable to classify it as a strictly "Germanic" language.

There are plenty of English words that can be traced to old Norse (i.e. Norwegian Viking occupiers, raiders, and/or traders).

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

and "fart" is where you get "fare", as in to travel. or rather, we both got them from german.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Ok, “fart” is where English gets “fare”, that makes sense I guess. Is that coincidentally where English gets “far”? Otherwise I’d think it’s closer to where we get “wide”. Like weit gefahren?

[–] kfr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the fart that kills, but the smell.

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

For the uninitiated: This is a Swenglish joke, a mistranslation of "It's not the speed(/fart) that kills, but the impact(/smäll)"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. Just let it rip.You'll have to get used to each other's farts eventually. Might as well get it over with right on the first date.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

It's less about the fart itself, more about demonstrating that you're capable of restraint.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Every station is a slutstation when you're with me, baby.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago
[–] bremen15@feddit.org 12 points 14 hours ago

That kind of speed is called hastighet in Swedish..

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago

I will never not laugh at this

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Thor is that you?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 10 points 15 hours ago

I have to say, I normally find the "ha-ha, this word sounds like something else in English" stuff to be a bit... provincial, but I'll admit some are a bit too funy to deny.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

this post stinks

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 19 points 13 hours ago

I guess you need to expect your farts being controlled over the next 2-12 km.

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 14 points 13 hours ago

It's not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are "controlling the farts".

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

I am only learning this now??!?!