You know we don't count Gary. Not after last time.
owenfromcanada
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A search engine from 2012? Not sure these days.
In other words, most people have an above-average number of legs.
It's rumored that the cold war ended in no small part due to his fritattas.
Yeah, I've heard that--in fact, I made the joke largely because I expect lots of people to mentally start saying, "well actually..." before getting to the punchline.
Ooh good point. Though there's only around 120,000 giraffes in the world, not sure what the probabilities are that any are trying to swallow a gerbil at any given time (and probably a more localized time window, given they're less spread out).
Right! Corrected
GUS4MAYOR2026
The human embodiment of Internet Explorer, everyone.
"Seriously guys, I'm a doctor! I have a PhD!"
"Sure buddy, what was your dissertation about again?"
"Uh... the beneficial effects of marine mammal urine on--"
"Whale piss! Enjoy your pee-hD, weirdo."
It's like the wholesome counterpart to "boob." Both kinda sound like what they describe, but "bosom" feels classy.
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Sorry, I can't retell it. Not after last time.