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SpaceX is the frontrunner to build Trump's Golden Dome missile shield. [More horrible stuff inside] in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

You think the golden shower dome is to keep missiles out? Lol, you are like baby. Watch this:

UNLIMITED DRONE STRIKES ON JAYWALKERS

They made Gundam political in c/anime@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Amuro is literally the archetype for "get in the fucking robot" kid: the only one who can save the world is a child soldier who has the duty of being such thrust on him by adults.

They made Gundam political in c/anime@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not just any cop mind you but an officer in a unit that was carrying out genocide so like an ss officer or something. But it figures these tourists didn't watch Zeta.

ENT crew from Temu in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Marvel brain is putting everyone in skintight suits.

Movie brain is functional baggy jumpsuits and reebok sneakers.

Trust the plan, comrades are in control in c/gossip@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 20 hours ago

Hey I know you, you're the lady who was beating her date's meat during Beetlejuice!

FSU shooting: Six injured, one critically; man arrested; campus locked down in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago

Incel groypers pissed Trump and Bukele were getting all the attention.

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FSU shooting: Six injured, one critically; man arrested; campus locked down (www.tallahassee.com)
 

And of course as if to remind us, there was a mass shooting at a school today.

Trust the plan, comrades are in control in c/gossip@hexbear.net
A team of astronomers using the James Webb Space Telescope announced potential signs of life-associated gases in the atmosphere of an exoplanet, K2-18b. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I like to think it's inevitable that there's life out there, no human can possibly fathom just how big the universe is after all, it might be as simple as these things are so far away it's impossible to see them.

So apparently Ukraine is creating child soldiers now in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 23 hours ago

Real last days of the third reich shit.

Pro-Palestine Demonstrators Removed from Bernie-AOC Rally; Sanders Tries to Silence Booing Crowd in c/politics@hexbear.net
Indiana mom brought gun to grade school and threatened lesbian teacher, police say in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Police let Rivers go, but then she sent a threatening message to her daughter's teacher 25 minutes later, the affidavit states.

If she had the wrong skin color they would have air holed her on the spot for having a gun on school grounds. But because she's a good white she gets let go...and so threatens to kill the teacher not even a half an hour later. Amazing.

Man it must be nice to live in a communist country wherein like 98% of the GDP doesn't go to billionaires, billionaire owned corporations, and the military. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Aren't you glad? I am!

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Man it must be nice to live in a communist country wherein like 98% of the GDP doesn't go to billionaires, billionaire owned corporations, and the military. (hexbear.net)
 

I can't even wrap my head around like China providing housing for people. Or Cuba with it's free world class healthcare. My anglo brain only knows the misery of being poor and on the receiving end of the nightstick of capital.

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Teen killed parents in Wisconsin as part of plot to assassinate Trump, FBI says (www.usatoday.com)
 

Another groyper was out to whack the wet boy it looks like.

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Saw a Pileated Woodpecker today, so cool, huge bird that reminds me of a dinosaur. (en.wikipedia.org)
 

Rare birb find.

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[CW Language and threats of violence] Boating incident leads to multi-agency investigation of felonious Punta Gorda fishing guide (www.palmbeachpost.com)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
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I've often talked about Trump's "Boater Kulak" and here he is in full display. Some internet sleuths have found out the boater kulak was just a secretary in the army so stolen valor too, lol.

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Hudson River helicopter crash: Three children among six killed in New York (hexbear.net)
 

Receiving word one of the victims was a CEO, lmao

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Macabrett if you still use hexbear I've been trying to reach you with no luck. Please DM me if you see this! (hexbear.net)
 

Hexbear missed connections.

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Fencer disqualified after refusing to face opponent she says is trans (www.cbsnews.com)
 

Looking for trans people in the bushes with a magnifying glass.

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In a whiplash move President Trump blames tariff row over his son, Barron Trump. (hexbear.net)
 

"It was his idea, stupid kid, we hate him - don't we folks?" Trump told the crowd at his Bedminster Estate.

"Barron Trump, radical loony left-wing activist, probably hates Israel too, it was all on him. I had nothing to do with it. I didn't even raise him, he's not my kid, probably Elon's." the President continued.

At the time of this article Barron Trump cannot be reached for comment as he's under secret service protection.

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Donald Trump crashes Airforce One into Pentagon in attempt to rebrand himself as viral meme "JDPON Don". (hexbear.net)
 

The president suddenly took over the controls of the aircraft during his flight today to Tampa. The cockpit voice recorder picked him up screaming out "THE TREATS ARE OGRE" as he angled the plane toward the pentagon then jump out at the last second with a parachute.

The building suffered massive damage and 69 generals are believed to be dead. Meanwhile the president stole a car on the interstate near Miami and is on the run heading southwest towards mexico.

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Snow White Star Rachel Zegler ends 15 hour stand off with the police in a shootout. 47 officers dead and the actress has been taken into custody. (hexbear.net)
 

Snow White herself told TMZ via her jail phone call she "wanted to go down in a blaze of glory after being epically owned and exposed by the based alpha male, Youtuber Critical Drinker". So she decided to steal a cop car and go on a crime spree which ended with her being detained by a swat team after a deadly shootout in which the Snow White star gunned down 47 officers with a sawed off machine gun.

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Rats can do first aid. (www.tumblr.com)
 

Smart rat.

Helpful rat.

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