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Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Make America Hungover Again

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 79 points 1 week ago (5 children)

it's just every single little dumbfuck grievance in their rotten heads huh

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Reactionaries are nothing but Freudian death drive wrapped in flesh. It doesn't matter what the question is, they'll provide the answer that hurts them and everyone around them because they're too feral to exist in polite society.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty much. His base is alcoholic petite-bourgeoise landlords and jetski dealership owners.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Funny given that Trump is a teetotaler.

[–] I_Voxgaard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sobriety for me, not for thee

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Other teetotalers: Hitler, Putin, Biden, Bush.

Not teetotalers: Lenin, Stalin, Mao

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand

Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sucks we have that in common. I just don't drink, I wasn't trying to make a whole thing out of it.

No worries I'm just a drunk history nerd trying to justify my habit

[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

it's Pete Hegseth

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

It's like they're getting Stan Kelly to write policy.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

frothingfash

Vaccines are woke! Sobriety is woke! Fiber is woke!

Real MEN are DRUNK, DISEASED, and DON'T SHIT RIGHT.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

My doctor said he's worried about my liver and I told him I'm worried about your face because I'm gonna punch it if you keep quacking at me while I'm drinking.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I personally love exactly three beers, it's enough to feel loose and buzzy for a short while, but no hangover or immediate consequences other than pissing, it's a perfect amount to drink with good food at a cosy restaurant or a friend's house for dinner.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Steve Feinberg: "Pete, is that you talking or the liquor?"

Pete Hegseth: "Steve... I am the liquor"

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pete Hegseth insisted on this

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

"Look boss, I'll invade Iran for you, but I'm not doing it sober".

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

we need to bring back cigarette ads next. those were cool

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Starring fat doctors. A doctor with a fag hanging out of the side of his mouth while performing an abortion.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

An excuse to post one of my favorite things:

https://youtu.be/bWnT7pWg6x0

Clip from the original 1950s Sci fi classic "The Day The Earth Stood Still" where 2 doctors gab about the alien life expectancy while smoking cigarettes.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They’re outlawing rehab next

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

"Sobriety conversion therapy"

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she'll take the kids away?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Can't believe they made me woke. Life was so much better when I had the freedom to be constantly hungover and vommiting all over the place.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Isn't two drinks a day a lot?

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Not any more screm-cool

[–] OnceUponATimeInWeHo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

"two drinks" that people actually drink is obscene

"two drinks" that are the serving size on the label is probably half a shot.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

depends on how you define a drink

  • light beers, not particularly
  • double vodkas, yes

How about PainQuil?

[–] I_Voxgaard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

ha...

oh boy...

if only

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long until they roll back DUI thresholds and enforcement to like 1970s era levels?

[–] martin4598@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

And cars with no seatbelt?

Aw sweet I can have three long island ice teas a day now!!!

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

My doctor told me it was 1-2 drinks a week, and definitely not more than 4 at once. It's a group 1 carcinogen and has moderate risk of causing cancer. It's not bad advice, but it doesn't play much of a role in my poor habits.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

1-2 drinks per day? drinker's nose coming back in style ig.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've tried pretty much every drug and most enough times to at least get a feel for em. Alcohol when you ass together the health negatives and social negatives is easily.thr worst drug out there and while thars partially due to inverse stigma and ease of access its still just as if not worse for you physically than most 'hard' drugs. If opiate addicts could get a reliable dhespmamd clean fix you wouldn't even notice most of them from a sober person. Theyre usually just trying to not be sick. Upper guys are a bit of a different story but tsking booze out of their equation would really soften that blow.

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