CthulhusIntern

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Democrats will get the part about "Red, White, and Blueland" removed because it's stupid whilst keeping everything else and be like "See? We're still fighting for you!"

There's no way swastika t shirt sales are making up for the server costs.

The writers of reality need to take a writing class, they're way too ham-fisted with the symbolism.

They'll never make you talk, because you know that if you talk, you'll just go back to the Reddit atheists.

It's easy to eliminate something when it's just made up.

I wonder if Theme Park statues will have their paint worn out, and then will be seen as great works of art in a couple thousand years.

Drake's career is already dead. This is Kendrick dancing on his corpse.

How do the reporters on this case NOT just put a whole bunch of egg puns all over the articles?

The police are scrambling to crack this mystery. These eggs have been poached to be hidden where the sunny-side-up don't shine. Where the devil could they be? This certainly won't be over-easy for them to find. When they make a movie adaptation of this, I think they should cast Benedict Cumberbatch.

Basically, yeah. There's a reason that dictator types and wannabe dictator types love utilitarianism so much. They can use it to justify literally anything.

Roko's Basilisk only is scary if you subscribe to their version of utilitarianism, which is purist, but also is a weird zero-sum version. Like, one of them wrote an essay that, if you could torture someone for 50 years, and that would make nobody ever have dust in their eyes again, you should torture the guy, because if you quantify the suffering of the guy, it's still less than the amount of suffering every subsequent person will feel from having dust in their eyes.

But also, even if you do subscribe to that, it doesn't make sense, because in this hypothetical, the Basilisk has already been created, so torturing everyone would serve no utilitarian purpose whatsoever.