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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 121 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure their point is tabloids exist because there's a market of thousands if not millions of people that want to know about and think about people they don't know, such as this guy.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (30 children)

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker

I'm pretty sure she's from California? Unless you're being metaphorical or something.

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Since when does Spider-Man takes place in California?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

They got confused and thought they were talking about actual Zendaya.

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[–] Schmoo@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't Chani a non-believer in the movie, at least at first?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others

[–] Schmoo@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was raised in a deeply conservative fanatically religious culture and I put out a sarcastic and "too cool for school" energy a lot of the time. What do you think counterculture is? I remember in the movie she's got a whole social circle of people who are on the same page as her.

Personally I think Zendaya plays Chani pretty well, and her character doesn't feel out of place to me.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

You had access to a counter culture, though. All the fremen know is other fremen and maybe the occasional harkkonen. I appreciate what you're saying, but I still feel like it doesn't seem organic in context.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 38 points 1 week ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren't coming out of these holes.

Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The difference is that this hole contains a lot more E. Coli and my nose has evolved to be extremely sensitive to the smell of it because of the very real biohazard

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Depends on how long their tongue is.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Anus licking is what holding hands used to be

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it's understandable that "the norm" might change quite rapidly.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”

Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.

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Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Who are they talking about?
  2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.

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