saltnotsugar

joined 3 days ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 36 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 44 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about Baking Good, where a drug kingpin leaves that life to bake bread in a cozy little town.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!