AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago

I think he means that the Nam Shub of Enki is real, and the only reason we can’t remotely five-finger-death-punch all the normies with it is because so far nobody has been sufficiently brilliant to discover it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 4 hours ago

And a decade or so before your targeted ads switch from fast fashion, adventure holidays and entertainment to things like lawn care products and orthopedic footwear.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The AfD had been polling at around 20% for a while. While this is ominous, them not having exceeded their expectations, despite Russia, China and Elon Musk pushing them hard is somewhat of a relief. If the BSW (former hard-leftists now making common cause with the far right, and also strongly Putinist) fall under the threshold because of voters going back to Die Linke (old-school hard-leftists who are not explicitly Putinist), and the Greens don’t collapse, those are also encouraging.

Germany’s looking to have a right-of-centre government, though they have ruled out going into coalition with the AfD, so what’s likely is probably a grand coalition (Großkoalition, or GroKo) bringing in other parties. The SPD as junior partner to the CDU would be unusual, and any left-of-centre parties supporting a right-wing government would risk alienating their supporters, so a CDU-led GroKo would be somewhat constrained in its decision-making. The other option would be a Swedish-style deal where the AfD are not officially in the government but provide support and have a say on policy, though Germany isn’t Sweden, and the far right are probably too toxic to countenance such an arrangement.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 50 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, until you can see both sides of each horse, that technically doesn’t disprove it

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 8 hours ago

If 7/11 is open 24 hours a day, why do they have locks on the doors?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Arresting the US President will be interpreted as an act of war and the US will retaliate militarily.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 20 hours ago

Well, if God told him the laws don’t apply to him, they have to let him go

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 20 hours ago

“am I a joke to you?”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 20 hours ago

You may have to settle for the Accrington Stanley of Democracy

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I guess that technically counts as a public sex forest then

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Spoiler: the Ukrainians who jailbroke John Deere tractors end up saving the day

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you want the Stasi? Because that’s how you get the Stasi.

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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The Billionaire Who Wants To Live Forever Has Long Covid

 

Can anyone recommend a good case for carrying a Steam Deck in a backpack or similar which is less bulky than the factory case and yet protects the device? (I’ve heard the Dbrand Killswitch and JSAUX Modcase recommended, though that was a while ago.)

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