Dorkyd68

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Stay away from partying and you'll be good kid.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You know whats big about texas?? Death tolls due to natural disasters they can't prepare for

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Spickus spokus

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain't no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Breaking bad, walking dead, any star wars show

So uninteresting imo

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Mine is the shit my dog stares at and seemingly watches. Like bruh, what you see i cant??

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hear liberal tears may work as eye drops for your vision. What's that? No, it doesn't work? Oh well

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

That's your opinion and it's wrong

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