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Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?
Because they hate everything cool and good and their whole deal is a hatred of complexity, a fear of understanding¹ so everything thry dislike converges, in their minds, into a single point of white hot hate.
I mean, um... You're more badass than you actually are! Poopyhead!
¹no coincidence that lovecraft named his cat that and wrote about the kind of horror he did
If it looks cool then they can be gay too
Be the you the fundies think you are!
Satan killed less than God. Lot less ...
golf clap
This reminds me of when rightwing youtube was trying to drum up fake satanic panic over Sam Smith's devil performance or whatever the fuck it was.
It was so goofy seeing them trying to pretend to be afraid of this bs, like it was some evil demonic shit.
As someone who was deep into metal in the 2000s and was exposed to Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth and Dir En Grey, it really was the most pathetic display of outrage ever because Sam Smith is vanilla af. If these puritan right wingers want something to clutch their pearls at, then go watch the 20 something year old music video of Dir En Grey's Obscure. Uncensored.
Tangentially related but I miss the days when the 2016 DOOM Slayer was yet to be confirmed as the original DOOM Guy from 1993. I thought it was way cooler to think that the Slayer was a genderless force of anger against evil and the fully-covering Praetor suit made it easy to think of them that way
There was absolutely no reason for them to give him a face. Irked me as well.
Maybe they wanted to avoid making them that much more like Master Chief. Then again Master Chief is personified by his voice
That's the base for a fucking lit tattoo
Demons lol. The longstanding mass delusion that soaring cathedrals and solid gold ornaments mean you're smarter than a naked guy shaking a magic rattle made out of a gourd.
that's definitely just braius doomseed
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