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I got a gross one lmao

Hexbear taglines are powerful

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

No way most of the population is going to go on here with tankie communist admins banning people left and right

[–] hogslayer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Wow. I was completely unaware of Hexbear’s specific flavor of manipulation. Thank you for spelling that out. That is both heart-breaking and frightening.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

Actually, I'm the one who can fix her. I have a tattoo removal machine I stole from a dumpster.

That's one I don't remember seeing before.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please give me your u/n and password so I can log in and check your notifs for you

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't read the notifs. Too busy posting

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

if a communist calls you "deeply unserious" theyre basically saying they want to kill you

big-honk

My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.

screm-a

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers, they come up to me and they say–Comrade Trump, there is a specter haunting Europe–and they're right, you know, they're right. These bourgeois, they are very nasty people, very nasty, very rude–very unfair to the workers. They're stealing our surplus value, and no one is doing anything about it! The proletariat comes up to me everyday, they do, they say–Comrade Trump, will you lead the revolution? And I turn to them and I say–Look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me, trust me on this one, have to trust me here. The means of production, Obama–folks, he never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for, folks, no more, no more. Everyone would tell me, they would, they'd say–Comrade Trump, you won't be the vanguard of the revolution–it's true, they'd say that to me! They would! And they would laugh! The media laughed. The democrats laughed. Guess whose laughing now?

trump-enlightened

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome"

Must be a pretty new one

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a line of dancing crabs

who died?

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[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure mods are removing my posts by falsely claiming they are "Sectarian" in the modlog and then reposting them elsewhere on the site as their own bits.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hexbear users are real people who were infiltrated by trollfarms when they were still on Reddit and lured into a more controlled environment.

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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

..not sure where the suggestion box is, but anyoo, here goes: ya know those little blurb thingies that ya'll post? it changes each time I refresh the homepage. But- I can't tell you how often I've wanted to respond to one of those, add my two cents as it were.

Same, buddy

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too young, too simple, sometimes naive.

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just got the best one, gone but not forgotten.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

gods, and it feels like both yesterday and a lifetime ago

I miss my little man biggs

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

You got your "proving grounds" folder of new material that either doesn't make the cut or gets approved and has to be sorted to the main folders at some point (nobody in my circle is really motivated for that chore right after the goon sesh).

This is gooning 101 level shit. Kinda disappointed in Destiny's community seeing a goonphobic comment like this get 200 upvotes.

What? asa-brow

[–] turmoil@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

The internet's largest Hufflepuff forum

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

I always check under my bed each night to make sure there’s no tankies.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

listening to my mom slowly read the dilbert guy's tweets out loud about how xi jinping personally got his son addicted to fentanyl and shaking my head to show that i disagree

[–] jjsandwich7@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

"I, for one, think Lenin would have greatly welcomed people like Blumenthal and Johnstone. Maybe Dore."

I have no clue what the fuck this is supoosed to mean

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instances like Hexbear and Lemmy.ml are inherently corrupt and run by people who want to sow misinformation and chaos to negatively impact western powers. I’m not saying the whole thing is a Chinese operation, but if it were then it would be run exactly the same way it is now.

I think we can take this as a complement, right?

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Please, if there’s a god, don’t let ChatGPT learn from hexbears.

MonoTheAIism

kelly

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

NAIVE! I'M ANGERY!

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Hexbear is a Marxist-Leninist-bonapartist, not the napoleon one though, this is another napoleon he's from vietnam, wrote like three pamphlets about digging ditches and then burned down a local post office, which he thought harbored american GI's. He did this in the 90's, the dude was integral to leftist thought in my high school.

[–] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

This thread showed up just in time because I just saw one of my favorite taglines ever. Sometimes I wish they linked to the original post/comment.

| don't think it's quite that Pokemon Black and White, but I guess it's possible he might spend an evening in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Let me be Pokemon Crystal clear: all that will visibly come of this is a pack of QAnon Pokemon Detective Pikachus tooling up with their Pokemon Sword and Shields and forming a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team on Twitter.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

i dont understand what this anime has to do with the interview

I'm getting a lot of questions about taglines that are answered by the taglines

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got

These CG bullet wounds aren't doing it for me

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I got told to touch grass.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In 2003 I was calling 4chan “404chan” because every link was 404. Did you hear me, KID? I knew 404chan blew in 2003. 2003.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Elfangor then deserts his post and hides as a human on Earth, where he co-creates Windows OS.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Home of Overused Tagline Gags

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I was imagining their partner being clumsy and having their headstuck in a wall or something and wondered why would the debris be considered gross by a dirt owl kitty-birthday-sad

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE, FLESHLINGS!!

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would you pull out to post? Weak. Real hexbears post at the start, middle and end of intercourse

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Real hexbears post at the start, middle and end of intercourse

"It is [day] and Stalin saved the world from fascism" megathread posting.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hexbears don't have sex lol

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my bad, I thought I was posting on sexbear

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Sex is bourgeois decadence nerd

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