Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers, they come up to me and they say–Comrade Trump, there is a specter haunting Europe–and they're right, you know, they're right. These bourgeois, they are very nasty people, very nasty, very rude–very unfair to the workers. They're stealing our surplus value, and no one is doing anything about it! The proletariat comes up to me everyday, they do, they say–Comrade Trump, will you lead the revolution? And I turn to them and I say–Look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me, trust me on this one, have to trust me here. The means of production, Obama–folks, he never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for, folks, no more, no more. Everyone would tell me, they would, they'd say–Comrade Trump, you won't be the vanguard of the revolution–it's true, they'd say that to me! They would! And they would laugh! The media laughed. The democrats laughed. Guess whose laughing now?

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