Who do you think you are?
Runnin' round leaving scars
Saving your jar of farts
Tearing love apart
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I say that every time I hear this song too hahaha.
You're gonna catch a cold,
From the ice inside your hole.
*Tearing ~~love~~ butt apart
What an image
Yahh the article said farted not sharted...
At least there isn't a My Little Pony in the jar.
It'd probably smell like flowers based on where the world is going
We should sell barrel aged farts to rich idiots.
Mmm myess, I detect a subtle nuttiness mmmhhmhmm exquisite mmmm
This was a running joke in Bio-Dome, with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin
Wouldnt the poop particles have rotted away in that time and maybe turned into fertiliser? Maybe some interesting fungi would be growing. Ah, the circle of life.
I guess it dependson how you store it?
Yes, funny, but methane falls apart if exposed to UV light. Then again, glass blocks most UV...
methane does not have a smell. most hydrocarbons don't. that's why they put smelly stuff (mostly thiols, which are very smelly sulphur compounds) into butane, gasoline, etc.
What? This isn't even remotely true. Standard glass blocks half of UV at best (UVB), and it's the less harmful half.
TL;DR: No. The half-life of hydrogen-sulfide (one of smelliest constituents of a fart) reacting with the oxygen in the jar from just your fart is 12-37 hours. The article gives an example of a particularly potent hypothetical fart that would only retain any distinguishable odor for 9 days tops.
So if I farted into a vaccum sealed bag... I could save it then?
Sadly, the fart itself comes with oxygen included
So i have to design an attachment to take oxygen out of the fart before sealing it? I better start watching some TED talks this could be some work.
What about the other odor producing compounds? From wikipedia:
Hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan (also known as methanethiol), dimethyl sulfide, dimethyl disulfide and dimethyl trisulfide are present in flatus.
This guy farts
My dreams have been shattered.
*sharted
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That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.
So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.
I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I've ever smelled.
As a true scientist, I've repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I remember sitting in the hall during school as a second grader taking to a friend. I said, "I wonder if you farted in a balloon if it would float." A teacher overheard me and scolded me about it, for some reason.
That was the perfect opportunity to teach the first step of The Scientific Method. The next step was the Hypothesis - what do you think will happen, based on the scientific knowledge you already have?
Then you have to Plan The Experiment, which in this case, would probably really energize the students' brain power. They'll LOVE figuring out this experiment. I would bet that EVERY student would be engaged in this one.
It's the Doing The Experiment that might be problematic, and end up with the teacher explaining themselves to the School Board: "All I can say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I guess you had to be there."
Your teachers sucked. Mine would've told me to try at home
My brother used to fart in a tennis ball can and hold me down and make me smell it. I agree, contained farts are awfuler.
Thank you for your contributions to science
I think its because while its under water it doesn't have a chance to diffuse into a larger volume of air -- normally farts are pretty dilute by the time it makes it to anyone's nose.
That's the same way they did it on Mythbusters.
Why does the fart jar in the picture have a spoon in it?
Fartspoon > poopknife.
That's nothing compared to the shartspork.
aaah the infamous poop knife, things the internet teaches you are truly wonderful
why is the jar brown to start with, what kind of a fart are we dealing with here sir?
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