myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] myster0n 3 points 19 hours ago

When I do your "men's boots" test, it looks like I get better results using Qwant, which is European.

[–] myster0n 13 points 1 week ago

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

[–] myster0n 7 points 1 week ago

Did he come to eat the children?

[–] myster0n 3 points 1 week ago

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

[–] myster0n 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There are NO planets that don't orbit stars : once they don't orbit a star they don't follow the modern definition of a planet anymore

[–] myster0n 7 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

[–] myster0n 194 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I've ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I've repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[–] myster0n 14 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't that just be an unedited image?

[–] myster0n 4 points 1 month ago

Reliving my life

[–] myster0n 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The day we let starfish suck on our nipples as if we were Ariel?

[–] myster0n 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

You could try zen browser

[–] myster0n 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
 
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