myster0n

Is that because the kid is 5?

I'm also missing out on being in jail

Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?

Oooh, someone's about to lose their checkmark!

Wololo

"...so I painted him a picture of ME..."

Unless they suddenly do a new song on the inauguration. Something like "Butt fucking the USA" or so

What's wrong about "be a tit"?

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

Thank you for that link. I might have learned something new about myself.

Melting some grated cheese in a spoon with a lighter