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[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 2 points 13 minutes ago

Evolution meant to tell you to get out of the gene pool.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Mine were growing directly sideways. I'm an evolutionary failure.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

So were mine. They had to shatter most of them to get them out.

Passed out from the pain the first time I tried to eat post operation, lol

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[–] Kualdir 1 points 1 hour ago

Mine ARE growing directly sideways 🫠 at least the bottom ones

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Oh yes, the Geological Faultocalized inside my mouth. I had four of them.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

my wisdom teeth surgery was the best sleep ive ever had

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I gained some semblance of consciousness and heard crunching before I drifted back out.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago

It's because humans in the wild would lose teeth by that time and need more.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well, see, your mistake is brushing your teeth and living past 30. If your back molars were properly rotten enough to gracefully pop out when the wisdoms grew in, and then you died before that one rotted and you couldn't chew anymore, you wouldn't have any problems.

Literally.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 28 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Ancient humans had surprisingly good teeth. They weren't soaked in acid and sugar.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Depends on where they were and what they were eating. Humans are really amazing in that we can eat almost anything that's not a straight up tree, and we've existed across the planet in just about every ecological niche. I remember reading somewhere they could estimate the age of desert burial/skeleton remains on how worn the teeth are due to the sand getting in the food. But I'm sure no processed sugar is pretty beneficial tho

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Still may have lost a few from some bucking animal you were chasing after. Or your cousin chucking a rock at the *bird" he said he saw behind you.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Until we got agriculture.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Born without wisdom teeth...

Not sure if that makes me more evolved or less lol

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Mine's are pointing 90° on the wrong direction.

They are dormant but I've warned that if they decide to start being funny I'll be fucked. :D

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Depends. I had 4 at 90°. Only one hurt a little. They caused pockets, which are hard to clean (impossible by yourself) and can accelerate bone loss. I removed 3 of them. 2 by a jaw surgeon. They were creating a space bewteen molars deeper inside the bone, while also creating an opening at the top. Nasty.

Chronic inflamation of the gums don't hurt either. Best way to tell is by a mouth hygiënist. If your gums bleed easily while flossing, it's a good idea to keep flossing. Takes about 1-2 weeks before the gums calm down and the swelling dissipates. I use those tiny round brushes to get in between. If you start using those, m start with the thinnest wire. The metal should absolutely not scrape against the teeth, only the brush.

Taken years to form that habit...

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

mine grew in sideways too. I have had them all removed now, but my teeth are forever fucked because of them.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago

I only had them on the right side. Not shure what this means evolutionary…

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago

I went to the dentist and he was looking at me all surprised and he said, you're jaw is so primitive, all your wisdom came through without issues.

A few years later I had to have an emergency removal because they decayed too much as I didn't brush that far back

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Dude, more. 200% more as my wife and I sit her and suffer tonight. She’s getting it dealt with next month, mine rotting out while I wait to even get a luxury bone appointment.

You are the clear evolutionary winner.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Your jaw got smaller and you stopped loosing teeth so fast. It's your own fault, really.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Evolutionarily, it only matters that you reproduce.

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can‘t even do that. The reason: Skill issue

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 33 points 23 hours ago

So that’s evolution at work.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

… and that your children survive to reproduce

Otherwise we’d have no incentive to care for our kids.

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[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 49 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Me some years ago

Can still hear the sound of them breaking it to get it out

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"You really shouldn't be awake for this" - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

We don't do general anesthesia for most things dental related here in NL. But after hearing the sound bounce around in my head I wish we did.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Fuck me, my ex-wife told me she wasn’t put to sleep but thank god I was.

Then again I had 8 teeth broken off my jaw because so maybe I was a special case …

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

All four of my wisdom teeth were impacted, and it took around six hours for them to be removed. Thankfully, I was unconscious during the procedure.

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is what gets me about the sentiment of "humans lived for hundreds of thousands of years without toothpaste/sunscreen/antibiotics/vaccines/etc and we were just fine!"

My dude, we were most definitely not fine. A lot of people died painful and preventable deaths, many of them children, and we're around today because existing that way was just good enough to keep us going as a species.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Pre-dentistry, a bunch of your teeth would have fallen out before your wisdom teeth came in. There would have been space for the wisdom teeth so they wouldn't need to come in sideways.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We used to have larger mouths, they've been shrinking as we evolved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_jaw_shrinkage

[–] Lyrl@lemm.ee 29 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

they’ve been shrinking as we ~~evolved~~ changed our diet

No genetic changes (evolution) happened. If as children we ate only very tough meat and lots of chewy vegetables - no bread or rice or potato softness - our same genetics would result in much larger adult jaws.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 15 hours ago

Gonna feed my kid nothing but well-done steaks and tree bark for the jaw gainz.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Are you sure about that? We lost so many teeth after the industrialisation of sugar production (machines and slavery) but I'm not sure how bad it was before then.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

I saw the X-ray of my own jaw and they wanted to remove my wisdom teeth and were asking if they hurt (they don't) because they are fully sideways and apparently pressing against a nerve.

I ain't paying for that shit. They don't bother me. I don't care how gnarly it looks; it's unnecessary and expensive.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

They can actually seriously fuck up your mouth very quickly, and you often won't find out until the fuckery is underway. I had two removed when the dentist told me they might cause future problems, I had no pain, but now they're out I can actually feel my teeth kinda relaxing? I guess the pressure was there but I just got used to it.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 17 points 15 hours ago

My wife did the same as you. Ten years later her wisdom teeth, in the process of trying to get out, broke one of her other teeth so she had to not only remove them but restore her once healthy tooth. Much more expensive (and painful) this way.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I delayed it for maybe 10 years after they first started asking if I wanted to get them removed, then finally decided it was time about a year or two ago. The recovery sucked for a couple of days, but I don't remember my bill being exceptionally bad (I think my insurance paid quite a bit though).

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago

Me: does nothing

Evolution: fuck you

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Pre-anethesia, you mean. There were dentists around for a long time, but I don't think you would've enjoyed being their patient...

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fun (horrifying) fact: the reason barber poles have red on them is to represent the blood from when they offered tooth extractions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber%27s_pole

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

Doesn't it say that it is advertising bloodletting?

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