You have been visited by the catfish of good fortune. Many upvotes and new users will be bestowed upon you, but only if you reply "happy fedding" to her message.
I finally got Nicoled a couple of days ago. Totes blessed here.
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Must resist.. sending dick pics..
I never understood the fascination with dick picks... but OK, here's my contribution.
Guess we are getting big guys. This feels very 2010 4chan. Or 2006 Myspace
I've been on Lemmy for a pretty long-ass time and have yet to get Nicoled.
Nicole, why won't you notice me? 🥺👉👈
I finally got the visit today! :D
Same here, just got the message earlier this morning. I feel blessed......to have the ability to block accounts.
Ah wearing black today
She's mourning the death of justice.
Damn, I replied to this thread earlier and I just got a text from the thot!
I accidentally replied with my Social Security number. What kind of luck will that bring?
Depends, I'll need you to provide your social security number and $50.
Can I just send my SSN and a pizza or something? $50 is asking a bit much.
"Fediverse chick" has such a 2010 vibe
"Hi! This is Hobby X channel and Im the only woman with a decent follower count amidst an ocean of white dudes, I've accepted the need to pander to teen male audience so you can just call me the ActivityGirl/Chick/Babe"
Wait, does this Nicole variant have a bong or a dab rig?!?
That's a piece of glassware for building a liquid nitrogen trap on a vacuum line
I've seen so many posts about this, but this is the first time I realized the last line links to a chat room called "hell"
Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment
Just curious, has anyone actually tried the discord? Where does it take you?
I have; it goes to what seems like a pretty normal server with an owner that has apparently been completely inactive. Nothing obviously sketchy but I didn't stick around long.
Probably to a server where a bot will auto-DM you with phishing attacks.
I didn’t know she represents a right of passage in the fediverse. I accidentally deleted
You monster.
Don't worry, you'll get another one.
Woot!
I'm still patiently waiting 😔
I've gotten 5 messages from her, do I get a prize or something?
If you make it to 10, the next one's free
I got this bot on Mastodon account.
I also got this a week or so ago.
What's the actual end-game plan here? Wouldn't some kind of scam work better on bigger, more populated social media like Facebook or Twitter?
I just can't imagine what the actual goal of this spammy bullshit is on the Fediverse specifically.
I got this message yesterday
I got on my Previous/Alt account
edit: just got it on this acc
Yeah, I've seen this. Thots need not apply.
Yea, you better stay outta her DMs 😤😤
She's all yours! 😆
Chill, there's enough of her for everyone!