Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
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It will be a hell of a party!
Furiously stroking my willy.
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
On an intelligent journey.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
I'm already gone...
Suicide I guess.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Boiled alive
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Mind control cereal
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Saving the world a lot.
exit 0
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Ouch...
Adorably.
Having the time of my life
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
In a squeezer
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Tree fall maybe?
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Jaywalking.
Error caused by an invalid pointer
Corrupted save data
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Dunno
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Yokai
Too much taco bell