The LA Dads
Too hard
The man is no more ring chasing, he's just trying every team he can at this point. His legacy must be affected by this
Mission under 2ns apron is looking similar to mission dismantle...
Mix explorer
Soccer: yellow card for faking injuries (you can easily see players close to death that jumps us and run if no whistle is blown) and for protesting with the referee. Also, microphoned referee so that the whole audience can hear what they say (it will result in LOTS of red cards until respect is shown)
Basketball: intentional foul is two free throws and ball, three in the last 2 minutes
Football: proper helmets
Those illegal immigrants from the other side of the ocean should be deported instantly! They want to steal our freedom instead of creating their own!
He already said it
If ppl bought chrome Os, they can use Harmony Os
Iran should name USA "Trumpyland" so that he will not even get mad, it's a great double trolling!
Nice list although some suggested alternatives are borderline usable (or worse) for normies
You don't become an alcoholic for a single episode. I get US and EU are very different when it comes to alcohol consumption, but if OP would see alcohol as the only way to manage all of his problems, ok, it's dangerous, but if he reckon this is a one of a kind solution, it's just a bad choice