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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 minutes ago

Happily.

[–] snail@lemm.ee 4 points 49 minutes ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Lots of beans

[–] kaidezee@lemmy.ml 1 points 36 minutes ago

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

[–] MIXEDUNIVERS@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 44 minutes ago

I would not be the only one

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 52 minutes ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago

lol idk

[–] immortaly007 3 points 3 hours ago

It wouldn't.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Tree

[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Very painfully

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Mashing Keys

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Whelp...

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I dont't know lulz

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[–] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

With a bang

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 hours ago

[–] ChronicMasturbator@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 11 hours ago

Uhhhh.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 9 hours ago

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

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