He died doing what he loved!
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Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Too many pineapples
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
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So many ways...
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Obesity, and bounciness.
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
The fucking Russians, of course.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
In a blaze of TexMex
On an intelligent journey.
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Raptured by the One True Dog
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
hmmm...
Suicide I guess.
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Nihilistic fruit
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
It will be a hell of a party!
Derogatory slur