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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago

Ah yes the paradox of knowledge. The more you learn, the more you learn how much more there is to learn

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Intellectual curiosity is the true barometer; you either thirst to know more, or you're content with ignorance.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eventually you realize you forget almost as much as you learn, it's like a bilge pump in a sinking boat. Then you focus on what you want to remember and come to acceptance with that.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to keep going through rehearsal of that old information to keep it from fading. The hard part is stacking new layers on the old layers.

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This right here. Being content with ignorance s fine with me at the end of the day.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes. I am truly a thirsty knowledge bitch.

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

you know it!

[–] Asafum 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a third way!

You thirst to know more but have a soul crushing deficit of self esteem and truly believe you're incapable of anything more than menial labor. You remain with your thirst, not content with your ignorance, but unable to overcome the self image of "absolute moron with no place in the scientific community who must be narcissistic for even thinking he could be" and so you grow to hate yourself even more because of it!

...Err.... Or so my friend says.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to go to higher education to pursue knowledge! We have more knowledge available to us freely than any other time on Earth!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And for that matter, you don’t even have to pursue knowledge that will help you make money!

Taking a deep dive in some hobbies using free knowledge could very well enhance your life better than getting the masters degree and the promotion.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Though fair warning if you are too much of a knowledge collector Odin will invade your dreams and you will become a neo-pagan. Or atleast thats what happened to be, I throw shit at him when he does, he laughs.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The more I learn, the better I understand Monthy Pythons song about how sweet it is to be an idot

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everyone is just making it up as we go along.

Be skeptical of anyone who claims they have the answer.

[–] Asafum 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

42!

But who has the question?!

:P

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know you're being cheeky, but we did get an answer to what the Ultimate Question was...

spoilerThe Ultimate Question "What do you get when you multiply six by nine" is found by Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The tainted question because the B ark landed on earth ruining the results.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What is 41! Multip*ied by 42?

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I was arguing with a engineer two weeks ago about systems. I never met him before. But he had a few drinks and interrupted our conversation. And I nearly lost my shit because of how confident this guy was speaking, saying obvious things and being vague, while not saying anything at all. Like, "This system isn't good at all! We should all follow Clean Code principles!"

Then someone pulled me aside and said, "Go easy on the guy. He's only been in the industry for a year."

And I did feel bad. But also like, my dude... You are going to wake up to realizing you know nothing about everything.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are going to wake up to realizing you know nothing about everything.

I wish I had your optimism about humanity.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

This guy sounds like management material.

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[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Coming out of my undergrad I definitely did not feel that. I think it should be relabeled to high-school and undergrad is I feel SO dumb

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 23 points 2 months ago

wisdom is understanding what we dont know

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

The more you know, the more you know what you don't know. People who know nothing often think they know everything.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 16 points 2 months ago

I've forgotten more than I know.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"All I know is that I know nothing."

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's more than some people who think they know everything.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My all time favorite "Stig Fact" from Top Gear is

"They say that he knows only two things about ducks..and both of them are wrong"

Which would arguably qualify as knowing less than nothing about ducks 😁

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Whenever I see this quote (or others like it) I hear it read in Bill's voice from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Bill : Socrates [SOH -crates]- ' the only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.

Ted: Dude, that's us!

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a general thing with highly capable persons in expert and highly intellectual domains that eventually you kinda figure out what Socrates actually meant with "All I know is that I know nothing"

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that sentiment is easily reached by anyone who is curious and likes to learns, so a lot of people.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 points 2 months ago

I have come to realize a PhD just means you have spent a lot of time thinking about what you are doing.

Doesn't mean what you are doing is smart really. Just well thought about.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I already knew that I and everyone is dumb before my undergrad. Am I smart?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I think you're more wise than smart?

[–] cliffracerflyyy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I disagree. Most people seem dumb, but there are select few which are incredibly genius.

Like, I heard of a model theorist who produces quality papers every month or so. Then there is also Andrew Wiles, who proved Fermat's last theorem through labyrinth of Langlands. The complexity and depth of the field is just insane.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Yes, balanced on the other end by billions of mouth-breathing maroons.

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Me at 34 with no post secondary education: I wish i could afford to goto school

[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Masters level living in that PhD level mindset. We a bunch of dumb animals

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

the more you know, the more you know how little anyone knows anything

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

IMO, all three of these statements are correct.

[–] emergencybird@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Graduated and am working as a junior engineer and I basically feel like I have a mountain of stuff I need to learn, I can see I've grown since I started a year ago but man is there still so much for me to learn

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I think the difference is that some people spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to make the same realization.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've been this way my whole life. I learn something new and realize I don't know shit.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Hey, the only reason you choose to think that way is... bc it is objectively true.:-|

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This also tracks for programming.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Tbh in programming that is a healthy attitude to have. If you assume everyone who handles your code in the future, including yourself, is a dumbass, it makes you write more reliable and transparent code.

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