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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does he stuff socks into the front of those shoes.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

He had several milkshakes thrown at him years ago, and the shakes were solid enough that his feet flattened out and elongated when struck by the devilish antifa shakes

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

they make honking sounds with every step to keep him center of attention

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're giving journalists cheap gabagool. Our democracy is under attack!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's not even the real deal Italian stuff, it was made in 🤢 new jersey

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

New Jersey gabagool sounds like it gives you 2928 kinds of PFAS and other chemical runoff if you look at it funny.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Depending on how close it's made to a polluted waterway sometimes it's the gabagool that looks at you funny.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2nd time today that I am reminded of Kenosha

Which isn't a lot, but oddly peculiar

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

I googled and I found this...

Sadly - it's satire.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He comes across like a spoiled high school kid making mean jokes about people he thinks are his friends and he thinks he's above them.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Like the shittiest high school bullies (and I've seen like a generation of them, year after year), the "joke" is "HAHA LOOK AT THAT UNDESIRABLE HAHA THEY SHOULD SUFFER HAHA SECULAR CALVINISM RULES"

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

IDK that's a good joke beltway journalists deserve to be degraded at all times

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would be if it weren't this annoying dork making it

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"people that are bad should eat bad food. Or maybe no food, because fuck poor people. You laugh and clap because you agree" hitler-detector

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Somehow it's even dumber than I thought

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

there's an idea there, 'get one over on those stinkin' lyin' journalists' but he's just such a black hole of charisma that he expresses this to the guy, presumably a supporter who takes pride in what he makes & sells which amounts to an insult.

if he'd just procured bad food and fed it to journalists on purpose to disrespect them, that would be mischief the CHUDS would lap up, we'd probably have a laugh ourselves. but instead of actually doing it he just says the idea out loud as a 'joke' disrespecting the deli owner.

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 10 months ago

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

He's trying to be mean and racist like Trump but he's not charismatic enough to pull it off.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Bluesky lib whining about the joke - https://subium.com/profile/kilgoretrout.bsky.social/post/3l26ajngk4i2a

An exmaple

Is he physically incapable of NOT being a complete asshole 24/7? At this point, it feels like he's leaning hard on the "worst VP pick since Palin" talking point and deciding to just run with it.

No. because he's an always online rightwing internet shithead, which means he is forever caught in thinking "lulz" is funny and not a sign he's been rotting mentally since the early 2000s

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Edit

An entirely different thread of lib whining - https://subium.com/profile/alexanderfurnas.com/post/3l26avxgruq25

I know it's a pointless wish - but I wish libs spent a bit more time on stuff that matters like actually solving homelessness instead of their daily and continuous outrage at right-wing trolling.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Literally "Jerk Store" level of insult but libs take offense.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Libs entirely forget (or pretended to forget) that their hero, Obama, aggressively used the Espionage Act against leakers and the media. And - of course - in private Obama and his aides must made jokes about the media just like Vance. Obama and his entourage hated the media. They just didn't say stuff in public.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I agree with the libs that implying the guy's food is bad and only worthy for punishing people is an incredibly weird joke to make? Also I dont see these posts as whining, I see it as the same kind of dunks we make here. Hell someone else here DID make the same point.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Tbh you'll probably be much happier not using Bluesky. It's got most of the same ragebait as Twitter and is not a good use of anyone's time

[–] Sabbo@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I was in high school some popular kids stole childrens clothes from a donation bin, then ripped them like hulk (the scab) hogan. Same energy

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Kids like that often remain pretty much the same the rest of their lives, but they start being "funny" like that to their wives and kids.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Hey, show some respect. The last joke he told got turned into a movie.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did people get the Gallagher reference? I did - but I'm old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Slapstick is one of the most basic of jokes, and predates Gallagher for sure.

Being a creepy bigoted minion for predatory plutocrats is also a pretty basic joke too.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Byproduct of our vaunted Ivy League institutions. Nobody should be surprised that he probably can't tell a joke without indulging his mean streak.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

He look like he's contemplating shitting his pants